(The Dream Phone rings)ĭream Phone Male Voice #3: Nice try, but it's not me.īoard James: All right, I think I'm gonna guess who it is. He's not wearing a jacket.īad Luck Bootsy: I'm gonna guess Gary. Motherfucker Mike: Oh, drop dead, Bootsy.ĭream Phone Male Voice #1: He looks cool in whatever he wears. ♫ I keep believin' he'll call me when I'm home alone ♫īoard James: First player who guesses their secret admirer wins the game. ♫ I keep dreamin', dreamin' 'bout my Dream Phone ♫ (Dream Phone Theme Song plays, sung by Bad Luck Bootsy) Ha ha!īad Luck Bootsy: Fuck you! FUCK YOU! You piece of fucking shit!
He's not at the beach.ĭream Phone Male Voice #2: He'll eat almost anything, except pizza.ĭream Phone Male Voice #3: Hello! I know who it is, but I'm not telling. (James and Mike agrees to play Dream Phone and Bootsy also agrees it)īoard James: All right, so, the goal of the game is to figure out which one of these hunky guys likes you.ĭream Phone Female Voice: Hi! I just heard! It's not Steve.ĭream Phone Male Voice #1: I know where he hangs out. Motherfucker Mike: All right, if that's what you want.īoard James: All right. You guys are a buncha wise acres, huh? This is a great game, trust me on this! Trust meee! This is for a little girl.īad Luck Bootsy: That's a buncha hogwash.
(He picks up the Dream Phone board game) Dream Phone.īoard James: But this is a girl's game. What do you wanna play next?īad Luck Bootsy: I got a game. Motherfucker Mike wins)īoard James: All right, guys. (Montage continues as Board James' friends play the Game of Life. I already did that shit ten years ago in college. fucking asshole.īad Luck Bootsy: Buy books and supplies, pay 5,000 dollars. Motherfucker Mike: Run for mayor! All right!īad Luck Bootsy: Ski accident, pay 5,000 dollars.īoard James: Stop having so many kids, you. (Episode begins with James, Mike and Bootsy playing The Game of Life at Bootsy's room)īoard James: All right, you forfeit your turn, again!